20 Places To Have Sex Besides The Bed That Aren’t Cliche

Do you ever get tired of having sex in the same old places, particularly in bed? Are wild and crazy places like the office, on top of a washing machine, on an airplane, or in the back of a limo sounding a little too mundane and cliche? Well, fear not, we have a list of 20 new and interesting places for you and your partner (or multiple partners, we’re not here to judge) to get it on. Full disclosure: some of these are a little risky, so to make it even more fun, see how many of these places you can have sex before getting caught/arrested.

  1. Canoe. Even if you don’t own your own canoe, there are plenty of places where you can rent one. Just take your partner to the middle of a tranquil lake for a picnic that leads to relations. I promise it’ll be very romantic.
  2. Children’s playground. You obviously need to wait until the sun goes down for this. The good news is there won’t be any kids there after dark. Just make sure you clean up after yourself so kids aren’t scarred for life when they find a condom and/or wrapper at the playground the next morning.
  3. Elevator. The trick here is finding an elevator that doesn’t have a security camera and one where you’ll have at least a few minutes before someone else needs it. It’s a little risky, but that’ll just add to the excitement.
  4. Football field. Be honest, who hasn’t had that fantasy of having sex on your high school’s football field? Even if you’re not in school anymore, that doesn’t mean you can’t go back and fulfill that fantasy. Just make sure you don’t do it while school is in session.
  5. Lifeguard tower. Having sex on a secluded beach is a bit of a cliche. However, it’s a lot less cliche if you climb to the top of a lifeguard tower and do it there. Granted, there may not be a ton of room, but there should be enough to make it work.
  6. Balcony. You can definitely file this in the romantic category. Just rent a hotel room or a fancy beach house that you know has a balcony. The higher above the ground, the better — as long as you’re not afraid of heights.
  7. The roof. Hopefully, you have a roof that’s fairly flat, otherwise, you have to be careful not to fall off. Also, this sounds risky, but if you do it late at night, none of your neighbors will be able to tell what’s going on, and by the time they call the cops, you should be finished and able to make up a good excuse for why you’re out there.
  8. Stairwell. This may not be the most romantic place, but it is a safe place to have sex in public without much fear of getting caught. I mean, if a building has an elevator, who in their right mind will take the stairs?
  9. Bouncy house. Much like the playground, you’ll have to find a way to go there after dark when no children will be around. If you can do that, you’re sure to have a blast. Think about it—bouncy houses are tons of fun on their own, and now you get to add sex to the equation!
  10. Trampoline. Okay, think about sex for a second. Now think about trampolines. How do those two things not go well together?!
  11. Merry-Go-Round. This will certainly be tough to pull off while the merry-go-round is moving, but if you can find one of those fancy two-story merry-go-rounds, maybe you can pull off a quickie. If not, sneaking onto one after hours works just as well.
  12. Library. Out of respect for others in the library, you have to remember to use your library voice and keep quiet. That being said, all libraries have that corner that no one ever visits, so it shouldn’t be that difficult finding a cozy spot to have sex.
  13. Museum. Honestly, how many times have you gone to a museum that was actually crowded? Go to any museum and there are bound to be plenty of quiet places where you can have sex without getting caught. If you learn something interesting from your trip to the museum on top of that, all the better.
  14. Lighthouse. I’ll be honest, I’ve never actually been in a lighthouse before. But I assume they’re quiet, private, and romantic, so it goes on the list.
  15. Zoo. This may seem like a place with a lot of people present, but remember that most zoos are quite large in size. Surely, you can find a secluded area or an animal that nobody likes to visit. I mean, animals (in theory) have sex at the zoo, why can’t you do it too?
  16. Cemetery. Sure, this sounds a little spooky, but cemeteries can also be quiet and romantic. No one’s saying to do it on another person’s gravestone, but there’s probably a nice tree or a mausoleum where you and your partner can get it on.
  17. Carwash. If doing it in a car sounds cliche, add a little twist by doing it in a carwash. You’ll have at least a couple minutes of soap and water covering all the windows, so if you’re quick enough, no one will see you.
  18. Janitor’s closet. Admittedly, this is not the most romantic spot, but if you’re in the mood for a quickie, you can find a way to make it work. Think of it as the airplane bathroom of the ground.
  19. Ski lift. This will take some careful maneuvering to make sure nobody falls off. But if no one is on the lift directly behind you, why not go for it?
  20. Church. Okay, no one’s suggesting you do it in the middle of mass. But if no one’s around, why not sneak into a church and have sex in one of the pews or confessional booths? From what I understand about religion, having sex for any reason other than procreation will get you a one-way ticket to hell, so you might as well steer into the skid and have sex in a church.